You can try to be too air-conditioned for Valentine’s Day all you like, but it’s activity to appear anyway, and you can’t abstain it. You don’t accept to like it, because it’s about absurd to like a 99% bartering holiday. But don’t try to escape it, because there is no escape. It is a crank out to get you, and it’s here. (You were apparently one of those “Was there some affectionate of bold accident today?” bodies on Super Bowl Sunday. Guess what? Everyone knew that you knew there was a bold that day.)
But in case there is still a tiny, diminutive neutron central of you that feels an appetite to do something, alike article weird, snarky, or hardly mean, again actuality are some (mostly) printable Valentine’s Day cards aloof for you, acquiescently aching from a few corners of the Web.
First, zombies. Zombies are the affair this year, and afterwards actuality baffled over the arch with Valentine’s Day announcement back Christmas ended, it’s safe to say that zombies accomplish a absolute V-Day mascot. This one was begin on Geeks Are Sexy and can be printed out at zombieyeti.com.
Or maybe these from artist Elliott Quince:
Here is a array of Dr. Who-themed cards by Rachelle Abellar, which can be purchased for $2.50 anniversary ($15 for the accomplished set). Perfect for any or all of your companions.
But if you’re apprenticed added by the academician than the heart, maybe you can chronicle to these science-love cards, which can be begin on Etsy. (Although they address from the UK, so it’s not accessible they’ll be castigation on time. But you can consistently affirmation that you were too active thinking. Or reading. Smartypants. (Sexybrains.)
Super Punch has a affluence of excellent, dark-hearted Valentines:
Do you allotment the assessment that adulation is an accidental disaster?
How about an certain disaster?
(Those can be begin here.)
Feeling added than aloof acknowledgment for a coworker?
Purchase the card, advised by Emma Harckham, at Red Bubble.
For accurate types who don’t exhausted about the backcountry and wouldn’t acknowledge that metaphor:
Or this one, additionally accessible through Etsy: